O
what a luxury it be
how
exquisite, what perfect bliss
so
ordinary and yet chic
to
pee to piss to take a leak
To
feel your bladder just go free
and
open like the Mighty Miss
and
all your cares go down the creek
to
pee to piss to take a leak
for
gentlemen of great physique
who
can hold water for one week
for
ladies who one-quarter cup
of
tea can fill completely up
for
folks in urinalysis
for
Viennese and Greek and Swiss
for
little kids just learning this
for
everyone it’s pretty great
to
urinate
women
are quite circumspect
but
men can piss with great effect
with
terrible hydraulic force
can
make a stream or change its course
can
put out fires or cigarettes
and
sometimes
laying
down our bets
late
at night outside the bars
we
like to aim up at the stars
Yes
for men it’s much more grand
women
sit or squat
we
stand
and
hold the fellow in our hand
and
proudly watch the yellow arc
adjust
the range and make our mark
on
stones and posts for rival men
to
smell and not come back again
