Paddy was stopped by the police around 2:00 am and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
Paddy replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late".
The officer asked, "Really? - Who would be giving such a lecture at this time of the night?"
Paddy replied, "That would be my wife".