** HUNTER COLLEGE MFA PLAYWRITING PROGRAM ***
Writers opportunities
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.....................
Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. (So get to writing)
*** OPPORTUNITIES FOR PLAYWRIGHTS ***
Now in our 30th season, Obie
Award-winning Metropolitan Playhouse is accepting submissions for its 17th
presentation of East Village Chronicles, a festival of new one-act plays
inspired by the diverse population, culture, and history of Manhattan’s Lower East
Side. There is an honorarium of $100 for each script accepted for production.
Plays must pertain specifically,
even if not exclusively, to the character, reputation, and/or history of the
East Village and/or Lower East Side neighborhoods of Manhattan. Creative
responses to this broad theme are encouraged, but plays that do not address the
neighborhood’s history and/or character will not be considered.
***
New Circle Theatre Company’s
Second Annual L.B. Williams BIPOC writers new ten-minute play contest for NYC-
area playwrights
New Circle Theatre Company is a
NYC company devoted to the development of new plays. In furthering the
company’s commitment to foster diversity, we announce our second annual
playwriting contest for new, ten minute plays by playwrights of color,
including Black, Indigenous, Latinx, Asian, etc. This contest is different from
many out there, in that we are seeking, not so much new plays, but potential
new members of our company, who wish to work with us continuously in the future
to develop their new plays.
***
We are so incredibly excited to
announce the submissions for the 2022 Intensive Mentorship officially open! It
has been a long road this past year, full of uncertainty for artists, as well
as complex conversations on what American Theater is and who American Theater
Audiences are. We at the Latinx Playwrights Circle are enthusiastically
committed to our community. We are so thrilled at the prospect of taking four
experienced peers in our community, partnering them with four amazing emerging
playwrights, and facilitating the development of four new plays.
*** FOR MORE INFORMATION about
these and other opportunities see the web site at
https://www.nycplaywrights.org ***
*** MOOSE/TURKEY ***
MOOSE MURDERS
The owners and a group of guests
at a hunting lodge in the Adirondacks discover that a murderer is among them.
https://www.playbill.com/production/moose-murders-eugene-oneill-theatre-vault-0000004709
***
We should not still be talking
about Moose Murders. That’s the first thing Ricka Kanter Fisher, the play’s
associate producer, tells me when I ask about Broadway’s most infamous flop.
(Well, after she demands to know how I got her number.) Thirty-seven years have
passed since it opened and closed at Broadway’s Eugene O’Neill Theatre in the
span of a single Tuesday night in 1983. This is not a singular badge of honor.
Plenty of productions in theater history — as recently as 2008’s Glory Days and
way more from the decades when mounting a Broadway show did not require
Disney-size budgets and carried a much better shot at a return on investment —
have also met the same 24-hour doom.
Yet the Moose has come to stand
for them all. “It was a long time ago, and I think that there are an infinite
number of stories to pursue and research and interview and reminisce about. But
I don’t have any interest these many years later to talk about this show,”
Fisher told me as she declined, obviously, to comment on the fate of the Moose.
But we are still talking about
Moose Murders. Its story is hard to resist: A young playwright’s Broadway debut
headlined by an aging Hollywood icon as she tries to return to relevance. A
first-time no-name director who cast his wife with top billing. A vanity
production backed by Texas oil money. Holland Taylor ex machina in a desperate
attempt to save a ship both sinking and aflame. A critic who found himself
seated behind a vomit-covered patron brought in off the street to paper the
house. And then there’s the name itself. Moose Murders. An alliterative and very
literal title that all but ensured its place on the wall of shame at Joe
Allen’s. (In 2019, that theater-district restaurant introduced a cocktail, “The
Murdered Moose,” on the show’s birthday. “A drink so bad you never wanted
another,” it was made with sambuca and lime juice and garnished with a pearl
onion and a cherry. It’s disgusting.) Moose Murders had what Springtime for
Hitler wanted.
More...
https://www.vulture.com/article/moose-murders-biggest-broadway-disaster.html
***
FROM now on, there will always be
two groups of theatergoers in this world: those who have seen ''Moose
Murders,'' and those who have not. Those of us who have witnessed the play that
opened at the Eugene O'Neill Theater last night will undoubtedly hold periodic
reunions, in the noble tradition of survivors of the Titanic. Tears and booze
will flow in equal measure, and there will be a prize awarded to the bearer of
the most outstanding antlers. As for those theatergoers who miss ''Moose
Murders'' - well, they just don't rate. A visit to ''Moose Murders'' is what
will separate the connoisseurs of Broadway disaster from mere dilettantes for
many moons to come.
More...
https://www.nytimes.com/1983/02/23/theater/stage-moose-murders-a-brand-of-whodunit.html
***
It is generally not a good sign
for a Broadway show when people leave the opening-night party early. That is
what Arthur Bicknell noticed at the celebration for the premiere of his play.
As soon as the dessert forks were down, there they went, acquaintances, cast
members, even family, out the door of Sardi’s restaurant. A friend finally
approached with a report on the reviews.
Two words: “the worst.”
Indeed they were. The play was
“Moose Murders,” and even now, 25 years later, it is considered the standard of
awfulness against which all Broadway flops are judged.
“Was it really that bad?” asked
Mr. Bicknell, who now lives in Springfield, Mass., and is the chief publicist for
Merriam-Webster. “The simple answer is yes.”
Things weren’t so grim at the L
& M bowling lanes in Rochester, N.Y., on Friday night, when a cast of
nonprofessional — most barely even amateur — actors had just finished a second
performance of “Moose Murders” at the Rochester Contemporary Art Center. The
show, a staged reading but with original music, was put together by John Borek,
58, a self-described “part-time conceptual artist” who works by day as an aide
to a Rochester city councilman. The first performance was on Feb. 22, the 25th
anniversary of the play’s Broadway opening, and closing, night.
More...
https://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/21/theater/21moos.html
***
It was the night a 28-year-old
writer named Arthur Bicknell opened his first (and last) Broadway play, a
mystery-farce called “Moose Murders.” Previews had been . . . well, “rocky”
doesn’t do them justice. Better to use Bicknell’s own description: “an amazing
stew of magnificent incompetence.”
The leading lady quit, a man
sitting alongside the critics at a matinee vomited all over himself and a woman
leaving the theater one night shouted to a policeman, “Arrest this play!”
On opening night, Bicknell
awaited the reviews at Sardi’s, where he sensed the show hadn’t gone over well,
especially since the “semi-celebrities” at the party declined to meet him.
(“They ate the food, though,” he
recalls.)
But nothing prepared him for the
reviews, which came like bullets from a machine gun:
“If your name is Arthur Bicknell,
change it.” — Dennis
Cunningham, WCBS.
“So indescribably bad that I do
not intend to waste anyone’s time by describing it.” — Clive Barnes, the New
York Post
“I will not identify the cast
pending notification of next of kin.” — Associated Press.
“A visit to ‘Moose Murders’ will
separate the connoisseurs of Broadway disaster from mere dilettantes for many
moons to come.” — Frank Rich, the New York Times.
“Moose Murders” closed that
night, and instantly became the yardstick by which all Broadway fiascos would
be measured.
More...
https://nypost.com/2012/09/07/moose-is-loose/
***
“From now on, there will always
be two groups of theatergoers in this world: those who have seen ‘Moose
Murders,’ and those who have not.”
So began Frank Rich’s legendary
review of the legendary flop, a 1983 farce by Arthur Bicknell that closed on
opening night and after some of the most gobsmacked notices in Broadway
history.
With a revised version of the
play opening off Broadway Wednesday night, that first group might get larger.
But among those unlikely to return is Holland Taylor, who played Hedda Holloway
in the original production.
As it happens Ms. Taylor — who
went on to a lengthy TV career that included an Emmy nomination for “Two and a
Half Men” and a win for “The Practice” — is back in New York, rehearsing “Ann,”
her one-woman show about the late Texas Gov. Ann W. Richards, which opens on
Broadway in March.
More...
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:RujlhV_Jl7EJ:https://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/01/30/remember-moose-murders-she-was-there-on-stage/+&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=safari
***
The Script Library Podcast -
Episode One - Moose Murders
Discussion and review of MOOSE
MURDERS
https://anchor.fm/thescriptlibrary/episodes/Episode-One---Moose-Murders-by-Arthur-Bicknell-etq0cb
***
Somehow I let yesterday’s
anniversary slip by that marked the historic opening of Moose Murders, the
one-performance comedy/mystery which overnight was enshrined for all eternity;
its title synonymous with the word “flop.” As Frank Rich of the New York Times
wrote in one of his most memorable reviews: “Those of us who have witnessed the
play that opened at the Eugene O’Neill Theater last night will undoubtedly hold
periodic reunions, in the noble tradition of survivors of the Titanic.”
I was not one of those survivors.
I threw away my shot at seeing the show even though I had caught wind of what
was transpiring (soon to be expiring) on West 49th Street as the rumors drifted
their way uptown to West 85th Street where I was living at the time. In the
days before email and texting, my phone was ringing with friends telling me
that “If I knew what was good for me, I had better get down to see Moose
Murders, because not only wasn’t it going to be there very long, but it simply
had to be seen to be believed.”
More...
https://ronfassler.medium.com/moose-memories-6be15330d8e
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Keep writing
When your head hits the pillow tonight, remind yourself that you’ve done a good job. Be patient with yourself. Remember that things aren’t achieved all at once - but one day at a time.
Writers should master words
Draconian comes from Draco, the
name of a 7th-century B.C. Athenian legislator who created a written code of
law. Draco's code was intended to clarify existing laws, but its severity is
what made it really memorable. According to the code, even minor offenses were
punishable by death, and failure to pay one's debts could result in slavery.
Draconian, as a result, became associated with especially authoritative actions
that are viewed as cruel or harsh.
Amity comes from the Latin word
for "friend," amicus, and is used especially for relationships
between political leaders and nations in which goodwill is shown despite
differences that might exist between the two parties. Amicus is also the root
of the adjectives amiable and amicable.
Trepidation: comes from the Latin
verb trepidare, which means "to tremble." Early meanings of
trepidation, such as "tremulous motion" or "tremor,"
reflect that origin; those are followed by the word's sense of
"apprehension."
DC Behind the Monuments: Bolsheviks in DC
Conquering the beast: A short story.
I am in prison, and I will most
likely die here. I am a sailor by trade, a captain of sailors, actually. I am now in my 58th year but long-retired
through no fault of my own. I am an Egyptian and lived my life in Adabiya in
Egypt, near the mouth of the Suez Canal.
I am a pilot, an expert in
navigating the canal's unseen treacheries which are unknown to captains not
familiar with the canal. The shipping lines hire the local pilots through the
government to guide their cargo through the canal.
I am, I admit, a complicated man,
a man of few words which is off-putting to some. I have an advanced education,
rare for my country, but I have also worked among the cannibals, so to speak.
Also, unlike so many of my
countrymen, I professed to no religion for a large part of my life. I refused
to submit to any higher power, a dangerous thing to do in my country, to be a
Murtad as we call it, an apostate. But that has changed. I am now a man born
again unto Allah who was there at the needed hour.
On my last mission through the
canal, I was piloting a Chinese boat when the forestay, a thick iron cable that
runs to the bow from the stern, snapped and whipped across the deck and decapitated
two sailors, both Chinese nationals.
The fault belonged to the Chinese.
The ship's rigging was old and worn but the Chinese government insisted it was
Egypt’s fault and Egypt, the beast, who have long bowed to any wish of the
Chinese and their money, agreed and blamed me for the tragedy.
I would no longer captain. I know
no other trade but to Captain. I found
myself with no money, no way to live with dignity.
One day, the Seafarers union
contacted me and placed me in a room with a man from the government. He offered
me a job. I was to guard a vessel, a
330-foot-long MV Aman container ship. I had spent many a day as a young man
aboard these types of crafts and I knew them well. The vessel was manned by a solitary sailor, a ship's mate, a Syrian.
I was told that the vessel, The
Eliza, was owned by a mogul from Bahrain who owed the beast $2,100,500 in
transport fees. When the fees were not paid, the ship was refused entry into
the canal. It was not allowed to refuel. With no other option, its captain tied
her to port and waited. The mogul owned
several multimillion-dollar ships so why he would abandon one over such a
relatively small debt, I don’t know. No one knows.
It so happened, the union man
told me, that the ship’s captain was running errands on shore, and the Syrian was
working on repairs when an Egyptian court courier boarded with a letter
declaring the boat would be held until its owner paid the fees. The Syrian signed the letter designating himself
as the legal guardian of the vessel.
It was the biggest mistake of his
life.
The other crewmen, 25 in all, perhaps
sensing the pending doom, had left the ship weeks before. When the Syrian tried
to leave, a port official told him that, as the ship’s legal guardian, he was
required to stay on board, and refused him entry into the country.
He survived on the food aboard
ship until all that was left were a few pieces of dried bread. He radioed
distress alerts but they went unanswered and then took a lifeboat to shore but the
police were waiting for him and escorted him back to the ship. He pleaded with
the beast to put him in jail, at least then he would have food and human contact,
but the beast refused because he had done nothing wrong. He developed symptoms of scurvy and had lost
three teeth. His mind raced constantly and to fall asleep, he took up to 12
painkillers a night. By then the boat was covered in insects and rodents.
A Syrian news reporter took a
craft out to the boat and the Ships mate told him the story which was reported across
the Arab world and embarrassed the beast. That was when I was hired as a
security guard to watch over him with instructions to prevent him from leaving
the boat, to feed him so he didn’t die, and to keep him out of sight and out of
trouble until the situation was resolved.
I took the position. What else
could I do? It was money, it was food, it was a living.
I took up residence on the boat but
remained alone in my cabin, at first, which made him uneasy. I never learned
his name. I knew very little of him except that he was a Syrian and like many
Syrians, he made his living as a sailor aboard freighters and cargo ships. He
was 29 years old, that much I learned.
He was reluctant to speak to me.
He assumed, and rightfully so, that I was Keta El Amn Watani, the state secret
police. Over the next week, I prepared his meals, he had no kitchen skills, and
we ate together in silence. At the end of the second week, he looked up from our
modest repast and asked, “How long have you been with the state security?”
“I am not with the state security”
“You carry yourself with
assurance. You are more than just a ships guard”
I told him about my mistreatment at the hands of the beast and when I finished he looked me in the eyes and said “So it, the beast, your government, is a mask for some great force of evil? A figure of nature that hides, perhaps, the face of Allah? Or is it just a clever machine?
He smiled, slightly, as he spoke.
But the smile mocked me, gently. I had wanted him to make my quenchless feud
his own. We could bind our vengeance against the beast as one. But he was far
from that. For him, I was a crazy old man. His only dream was to return home,
perhaps to a wife and children. I had no such dream. I am alone in this world,
and I was home, and I was at war with my home.
Realizing he had wounded me, he reached across the table, grabbed my arm
and said, “You have a grand quest then.”
The next morning I prepared his breakfast,
and we took our coffee, and I smoked my cigarettes, a Fatwa for him, at the bow
just as the sun rose. He left me to say his Fajr, the sunrise prayer.
“Join me, my brother,” he said
before leaving.
I waved him off “My coffee will
become cold” and stayed at the bow to
drink more coffee and smoke more cigarettes.
When his prayer was complete, and
the morning sun showed itself brilliantly on the horizon. The air smelled
clean. It would rain today, the sunset proved it, as any captain of sailors knows.
“I believe we will have a
heavenly intervention,” I said watching the horizon.
“Did Allah take mercy on you?” he
asked half-jokingly.
I pointed to the approaching storm
and said “If there was an Allah, he could send down a storm from the heavens that
would cause the ship to run aground”
It took him a moment to
comprehend what I meant and when he understood he stared up at the brooding
skies and whispered “Praised be to Allah”
“Go below,” I told him “start the
engines. Then cast us off”
I waited on the bow for the storm
to arrive. It would come gently at first and soon afterward develop into a
cyclone of dust and then a heavy, non-stop rain pushed by the winds.
The storm came in the way I said
it would. The battering we were taking by the heavy winds pushed the 20,000
metal containers filled with machinery parts below deck to and fore. When the full storm hit us with full force,
the containers pushed themselves to our bow creating a sail of sorts.
I turned and faced the Syrian,
smiled broadly, and said “Abandon ship, my friend. I wish you a long and
peaceful life”
“Come with me,” he said.
I clasped his hand in mine and
pointed for the shore. “Go now before its too late”
The high tide late that evening
and the rising waters and a mighty turn at the helm by me helped to lift the
boat and turn her sideways. The ship hit both edges of the canal when it turned, and since the base of the canal is soft sand,
the ship wedged herself there.
It would take dredgers eight
weeks to remove tons of sand and silt from around the ship’s hull. It would take
four more weeks for the tugboats and dredgers to dislodge her and four more
weeks for the military and its special helicopters to remove the tens of
thousands of containers on board to help lighten the load. But they removed the
ship's load to quickly, which only served to unbalance the boat and further
wedging her back into the sand. Meanwhile, a backlog of ships waited for the
canal to reopen. Oil prices around the
world went up dramatically. Some ships gave up the wait and took a longer route
to Europe, sailing around the entire African continent which, I am told by my captors,
has led to reconsideration of the canal route by shipping companies.
In the excitement and confusion
and anger over the ship blocking the canal for miles and miles, no one noticed the
Syrian had disappeared. He had slowly climbed down a ladder, quietly slipped
into the water, and swam ashore. Before he disappeared into the darkness, he
stood on a sandbank and waved goodbye to me. And then he was gone.
The beast lost billions of
dollars in trade, and someone had to be blamed. That’s always the way it is. Everywhere.
The beast launched a press conference
that it would be investigating the incident. I was identified as the captain of
the ship. I was blamed, tried, and jailed. I am not a young man, and I may be
here for the rest of my life or perhaps until this embarrassment against the
beast is forgotten. I don’t care. I’ve won. I have defeated the beast. Vengeance
is mine.
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The writer's curse
“The writer's curse is that even in solitude, no matter its duration, he never grows lonely or bored.”― Criss Jami, Killosophy
“My own heroes are the dreamers
“My own
heroes are the dreamers, those men and women who tried to make the world a
better place than when they found it, whether in small ways or great ones. Some
succeeded, some failed, most had mixed results... but it is the effort that's
heroic, as I see it. Win or lose, I admire those who fight the good fight.”―
George R.R. Martin












