A professional politician is running for the US Senate from
West Virginia. So he goes to a small town up in the mountains and meets with
the town mayor. The town is very rural and very poor.
The politician tells the mayor “You give me elected give me the top two
things you need I will get him done”
The Mayor says “Well we need a doctor. We have no doctor here”
The politician says, “Give me just a minute” and he whips out
his cell phone, talks into it, comes back to the mayor and says “Done. The
day after I'm elected you have a doctor here. I've already arranged it. What's
your second need?”
The Mayor says “Well, we could really use cell service here in
the mountains”