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John William Tuohy lives in Washington DC
A 7 year old and a 6 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old says, " I think it's about
A 7 year old and a 6 year old are raking the yard. The 6
year old says, " I think it's about time we started learning to cuss, when
we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something
with ass." The 6 year old agrees
with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6
year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess
I'll have some Cheerios.”
The mother gives the boy a whack on the rear end and
sends him to his room without breakfast.
She then turns to the 6 year old and asks, "And what
do you want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he says, "but you can bet
your ass it won't be Cheerios!"
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