“Maybe, just once, someone will
call me ‘sir’ without adding, 'you’re making a scene.’” Holden Caulfield
“I am always saying “Glad to’ve
met you” to somebody I’m not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you
have to say that stuff, though.” J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
“And I have one of those very
loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something,
I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.” J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
“Make sure you marry someone who
laughs at the same things you do.” J.D.
Salinger