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John William Tuohy lives in Washington DC

Paddy was stopped by the police around 2:00 am

Paddy was stopped by the police around 2:00 am and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
Paddy replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late".
 The officer asked, "Really? - Who would be giving such a lecture at this time of the night?"
 Paddy replied, "That would be my wife".