Kurt Vonnegut told his wife he was
going out to buy an envelope. She replied “Oh, she says, well, you're not a
poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put
them in the closet?
And so I pretend not to hear her. And
go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in
the process of buying one envelope.
I meet a lot of people. And see some
great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up.
And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral
of the story is - we're here on Earth to goof around.
And, of course, the computers will do
us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care,
is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're
not supposed to dance at all anymore."
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