When fiction becomes fact: Jeffrey Epstein is alive.

 



Here's a theory going around the internet about hustler Jeffrey Epstein. The theory says that the official narrative is all made up and that Epstein is alive and well. In fairness, the facts driving this craziness are that the cameras watching his malfunctioned…for just the time he killed himself….that the guards in the hallway fell asleep, were brought to justice and had all the charges against they dropped before a hearing, Epstein’s cellmate was removed to another part of the prison and Epstein was taken off  suicide watch for no logical reason

 Anyway, the theory is that Epstein was sharp enough to earn a fortune blackmailing high-level types and to make sure that he was untouchable he set up a “dead man’s switch” so that if I were incapacitated for whatever reason, the compromising material he collected would be released to the press.

Two days before he supposedly killed himself, the theory says, he set up a trust fund from prison to make sure that his victims couldn't actually go after his assets after his death and that he made the executor of that fund Bill Gates is chief science adviser.