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John William Tuohy lives in Washington DC

Flips out

Because of my leg (If you don’t know, I injured leaping in front of an oncoming train to save a Spanish speaking, height challenged, orphaned Black, blind paraplegic girl who was on the tracks….but anyway) because of my leg, I can’t take Bart and Eli out into the yard at the same time. Bart is ancient and needs time and Eli pulls me around like a rag doll. This is what happens when I take Bart out alone and Eli gets it into his head that I love Bart more than I love him, Bart is getting special treatment and I’m leaving an never coming back and he’ll starve to death. He leaps up on the window and howls and cries. If he had a gun and thumbs I'm sure he would shoot himself for drama's sake.





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